Be with us, O Lord, for if you are with us nothing else matters; and if you are not with us, nothing else matters. Amen.
So there was a guy who found himself at the pearly gates of heaven and St. Peter asked him, “Tell me about one good deed that you did during your lifetime?” The man said, “Sure, this one time, I saw a group of mountain lions circling some deer and I charged at them to try to scare them away.” St. Peter replied, “What a kind and generous act. When did that happen?” The man said, “About two minutes ago.” It’s a setup for a joke that we all know – someone finds themselves at the pearly gates and some sort of twist delivers the punchline.